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Xx Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman xX
If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your
face
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay.
Cause
i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.
Now
if your a woman,
married or not,
i'll take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
i'll take your legs and spread
them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from the side,
Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
and my name
is Jock,
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock,
Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and
my name is Jock
i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10 inch cock
i don't care where
you come from,
if your big or your small,
i've fought the best,
and i beat them all.
If your english or irish,
you
wont have to die,
BUT IF U ARE A GERMAN U CAN KISS UR ARSE GOOD BYE!
i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jock is my name,
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game,
yes,
i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock.
OH
Yeah,
Fuckers,
Wankers,
knob ends.
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Xx James Blunt - WiseMen xXShe said to me, "Go steady on me.
Won't you tell me what the Wise Men said?
When they came down from Heaven,
Smoked nine 'til seven,
All the shit that they could find,
But they couldn't escape from you,
Couldn't be free of you,
And now they know there's no way out,
And they're really sorry now for what they've done,
They were three Wise Men just trying to have some fun."
Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
Got to ask yourself the question,
Where are you now?
Really sorry now,
They weren't to know.
They got caught up in your talent show,
With you pernickety little bastards in your fancy dress,
Who just judge each other and try to impress,
But they couldn't escape from you,
Couldn't be free of you,
And now they know there's no way out,
And they're really sorry now for what they've done,
They were three Wise Men just trying to have some fun.
Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
Got to ask yourself the question,
Where are you now?
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